• brickiewang:

    vonmunsterr:

    toastedpopsicle:

    CAT NEST

    CAT NEST

    CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.

    CAT. NEST.

    i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing

    i swear the orange one was a pumpkin

    (Source: lickystickypickyshe, via theoccasionaloctopus)

  • aisselectric:

    ournameisfunfans:

    On being asked if she is a feminist (in light of stars such as Shailene Woodley, Lady Gaga, and Kelly Clarkson rejecting the label): “I don’t think they really understood what feminism is. It’s a right. Feminism, to me, is standing up for everything that someone else has already done for you. My mom has overcome so much in her life. She makes me want to stand up for myself. Stand up to the studio heads who try to tell me that I can’t have blonde hair; they want brown hair. Or I need bigger boobs, or I need to work out. Or I’m too skinny, so, like, ‘Eat a cheeseburger.’ I stand up for myself every day of my life. I grew up in a family of four boys. I’m, like, a born feminist. I’ve been a feminist since I was four years old.” - Chloe Grace Moretz

    Important

    She’s like 16 and she gets it more than these ignorant grown women.

    (Source: ameliajeans, via theoccasionaloctopus)

  • l0stwooods:

    do i want a dragon or do i want to be a dragon

    (Source: ecchers, via capaow)

  • "

    “Nice tits!” one yelled from his scooter, the one with the handlebars almost as tall as his head.

    My teeth clenched.

    “Nice ass!” his playmate called out.

    …I’d never been cat-called by a five year old before; I wasn’t sure how to respond. These were kids I knew, kids I saw daily and talked to sometimes about their games or toys, their classes and sports teams. These kids had sweetly asked me “what are you doing?” every time I was out gardening last summer.

    “Hey! Tits! Ass!” Even in their young voices, I could hear a sense of power in these words.

    …I thought about the glee I’d heard in their voices. They’d learned something new about how the world works, and they were testing it out. In the voices of these children I sensed a pride in having newly discovered that men were superior to women, and that this was a way in which that superiority is exerted…

    When those two little boys yelled body parts toward me that spring day, I was furious, but I wasn’t angry at them. I was angry at a world that teaches them to treat us this way, that teaches them from such a young age. So this is when it starts, I remember thinking to myself. This is the age they learn it. Five years old. Now we know.

    "
  • comfort-and-close:

    whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

    lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

    superwholock-is-my-hell:

    allamericanheroine:

    asriels:

    boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

    #dont even get me started on bikini waxing

    cramps

    liquid eyeliner

    Birthgiving

    dealing with boys. 

    (via theoccasionaloctopus)

  • lynnisamystery:

    Don’t tell bisexuals they need to pick a team

    Don’t tell bisexuals they are confused

    Don’t tell bisexuals they’re greedy

    Don’t tell bisexuals they’re one or the other sexuality if they settle down with one gender

    AND FOR FUCKS SAKE IF SOMEONE WHO IDENTIFIED AS BISEXUAL BEGINS IDENTIFYING AS ANYTHING OTHER THAN BISEXUAL DON’T BELITTLE THEM FOR IT OR SAY “I TOLD YOU SO”

    (via theoccasionaloctopus)

  • boilerdang-chuckleface:

    killervanilla:

    drwilfredcokepepper:

    ghost-anus:

    the best pranks are the super harmless ones

    like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

    Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

    Confuse, don’t abuse ;)

    MY NEW MOTTO

    (via theoccasionaloctopus)

  • thebetterworldfight:

    nightcheesecake:

    devouringyourmind:

    annchevealle:

    marvelously-chaotic:

    kingsxoqueens:

    😏

    Michelle Obama 💁💯

    GOALS

    and her media coverage is almost EXCLUSIVELY on what she’s wearing

    ^^^Right?! Seriously? I mean, we love your wardrobe, seriously, but come on…

    (Source: micdotcom, via theoccasionaloctopus)